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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}

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