{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}