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{"type":"standard","title":"Menemerus desertus","displaytitle":"Menemerus desertus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q685454","titles":{"canonical":"Menemerus_desertus","normalized":"Menemerus desertus","display":"Menemerus desertus"},"pageid":53236240,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/Menemerus_sp._jumping_spider.jpg/330px-Menemerus_sp._jumping_spider.jpg","width":320,"height":220},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/Menemerus_sp._jumping_spider.jpg","width":1509,"height":1039},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1195856647","tid":"51aa31b5-b3c8-11ee-b467-0425c9aabbf8","timestamp":"2024-01-15T17:05:44Z","description":"Species of spider","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menemerus_desertus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menemerus_desertus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menemerus_desertus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Menemerus_desertus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menemerus_desertus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Menemerus_desertus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menemerus_desertus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Menemerus_desertus"}},"extract":"Menemerus desertus is a species of jumping spider in the genus Menemerus that lives in Algeria. The species was first described in 1999 by Wanda Wesołowska, one of over 500 descriptions she produced during her lifetime. The spider is small, with a carapace that ranges between 2.5 and 2.7 millimetres long and an abdomen that is 2.7 and 4.7 millimetres long, although the female is larger than the male. The carapace is generally a uniform dark brown while the abdomen has a yellow stripe. Otherwise, it is its copulatory organs that most distinguish the species from others in the genus. The female epigyne has ridges at the entrance to the insemination ducts. The male has a distinctive dorsal tibial apophysis.","extract_html":"
Menemerus desertus is a species of jumping spider in the genus Menemerus that lives in Algeria. The species was first described in 1999 by Wanda Wesołowska, one of over 500 descriptions she produced during her lifetime. The spider is small, with a carapace that ranges between 2.5 and 2.7 millimetres long and an abdomen that is 2.7 and 4.7 millimetres long, although the female is larger than the male. The carapace is generally a uniform dark brown while the abdomen has a yellow stripe. Otherwise, it is its copulatory organs that most distinguish the species from others in the genus. The female epigyne has ridges at the entrance to the insemination ducts. The male has a distinctive dorsal tibial apophysis.
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